Richelle Mead Quotes

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

When I talk to a man, I can always tell what he's thinking by where he is looking. If he is looking at my eyes, he is looking for intelligence. If he is looking at my mouth, he is looking for wisdom. But if he is looking anywhere else except my chest he's looking for another man.

A lot of directors idealize their leading ladies or turn them into these objects of sexuality and beauty.

I've had a few conversations with people who are horrified: who tell me my work is demeaning, is sexist, is negative.

No matter what a woman's appearance may be, it will be used to undermine what she is saying and taken to individualize - as her personal problem - observations she makes about the beauty myth in society.

It often means that a woman is hired because she is pretty, regardless of her qualifications; that a woman's job security is eternally dependent on how well she pleases her boss, and he often thinks sexual companionship is part of the job description; and that women are fired because they have aged or they are too independent or they say 'no' to sexual byplay

I don't throw shade at anybody like, 'You sound like me.'

Obviously, guys don't deal with the same level of criticism if they show off their bodies. Russian President Vladimir Putin literally staged a goofy shirtless photo shoot to show the people of Russia how 'handsome' and 'fit' he is. No one questioned his ability to lead a country as a result, although a lot of people did crack jokes about it.

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?

You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way. - Breeze

When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer', which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks... so people are shocked.

Who is he?" "An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society.

You're so full of it, darlin'.

Flea brain, got a hole in her head. If she wasn't good looking, she'd be better off dead.

You’re not too smart, are you? I like that in a man

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!

David Lynch came out of it a genius, and I came out of it a fat girl. I'm sorry that the only comment I get about the part is the way I look. Commenting on the critics' response to her performance in Blue Velvet

Beulah has a husband?' I know. It's a miracle. There can't be more than two people on the planet who'd be willing to sleep with her, and here we are both in the same town.

No, Elenore's something else. You're beautiful. Especially when you look at me with that 'boy he's a condescending asshole' expression....Yea. Beautiful.

I mean most girls are so dumb and all. After you neck them for a while, you can really watch them losing their brains. You take a girl when she really gets passionate, she just hasn't any brains. -Holden Caulfield

What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this." "Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.

For a genius thief you really are a stupid girl aren't you?