Rachel Dratch Quotes

I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan.

I'm an 'SNL' junkie, and being backstage and seeing how it works behind the curtain for a couple days was something I'll never forget.

'Saturday Night Live' was 100% the most surreal TV we've ever done. Leonardo DiCaprio was on the same show.

I would do almost anything Tina Fey asks me to do.

My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.

El Perro del Mar sort of accompanied my time at 'SNL.' To concentrate and focus, I would play the bass to one of her songs from her third album.

The 'Tim And Eric' experience was very strange.

My 'SNL' days of working through the night have come and gone.

The only show I ever really wanted to do was 'SNL.' It was some sort of merging of my talent and my metabolism. It suited who I am and what I do really well, though whatever I was thinking it was, it kept mutating and growing. At first, I didn't even know that the cast would be the thing everybody talked about. We thought it would be the hosts.

I took my pants off in my 'SNL' audition. It was to do a character called Out of Breath Jogger from 1982. I had short shorts on underneath. It eventually aired, so it was worth it!

Because I have moderated two general election debates - in 2004 and 2008 - I know better than to carp from the sidelines. I am confident in my accomplishment of having had Queen Latifah portray me on 'Saturday Night Live' both years.

People always mention that they'd love to see me in a comedy again. Maybe it's time - laughter being the best medicine.

One of the things I'll always remember from my time with 'Black Mirror' is the sense of all the tongue and cheek, and very, very dark sense of comedy there, too.

I think I came at the right moment at 'SNL.' There was a space for me, and I was good at it.

'SNL' has changed my career because it gave it a platform to be seen. And I really feel like the Weekend Update desk is where I am given the opportunity to shine on that show.

If I could do a sort of comical musical, that would be everything!

As far as characters are concerned, Alan Partridge makes me wet myself. I'm currently reading the book and have started talking like him as an unfortunate consequence.

I don't think we fully understood what the implications could be when we found out we were doing 'SNL.'

I watched a lot of 'Wayne's World' on repeat.

I've been watching the 'Richard Pryor Show' for NBC made during the '70s. I'm a big fan of his work.

I'm not playing a fixed character on 'Comedy Nights Live;' in fact I would be seen portraying various characters.

Steve Allen was on Johnny Carson one time - I looked for it, but I couldn't find it - and he read the lyrics to 'Hot Stuff' by Donna Summer like a poet. He read them very seriously. I was maybe 8, but it killed me.

I would love to do 'SNL.'

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness.