Jim Carrey Quotes

I'm making a movie about relationships, and I'm surrounded by guys scared of talking to girls.

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.

It's not like I've wanted to go out and look for someone. I'm not really good at that.

I just don't know how to date.

I'm single and looking and failing miserably. I'm keeping my options open.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.

I've been dating since I was 15 years old, and I just don't seem to do it well.

I've made out more this season on a family-friendly show than ever in my actual life.

I never dated much in high school or college.

Honestly, I think dating is hard. Period.

I've literally, in my entire life I've had two guys come up to me and ask me out. Other than that I have had to go and try to like spend time with them, or sort of start the conversation, basically like spell it out in a Sharpie, like, you know?

I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.

I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!

We don't do 'dating' in Sweden.

If something awkward happens, laugh. I don't think I've ever dated a guy who couldn't laugh - even in bed, during intimate times.

I connect music to the emotions that come from relationships, so most of the songs that I write are inspired by those circumstances, emotions, feelings, all that kind of stuff.

Man, I wish I was a better pickup guy. I've always been the guy in a relationship.

I'm not very good at dating.

I never had many girls in my life.

I've gone through relationships, gone through the normal things that a normal person would go through.

There are times in my life where I've had boyfriends or girlfriends.

From the minute we're born, boys and girls stare at each other, trying to figure out if they like what they see. Like parade lines, passing each other for mutual inspection. You march, you look. You march, you look. If you're interested, you stop and talk, and if it doesn't work out, you just get back in the parade. You keep marching, and you keep looking.

I think, as most people are, I'm fascinated with love, relationships, and my daily life so I'm very inclined to make films about those things.

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?