Kurt Fuller Quotes

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to mention our crockery and our woolens!

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

All men, even those we call savages, have been so tormented by the passion for strong drinks, that limited as their capacities were, they were yet able to manufacture them.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as much, for good reason. We're all a little wiser.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

But who is it that has made my people drunk? Indians cannot make whiskey. Indians do not sell it. But white people make it and bring it among us. It is they that have brought the evil upon us and we cannot remove it. The white people can remove it and now we call upon them to do it. We ask them to take their whiskey and run away, and leave us sober as they found us.

The greatest pleasure of this people [Russians] is drunkenness.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

… there are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day I woke up and the band had gone home and I was lying in the broken glass with a shirt full of puke and I said, 'Hey, man, the ball game's up'.

It’s just that I’d rather die of drink than of thirst.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.

A person can attack that bottle of vodka and drink it like it's a bottle of cold water. Two of my wife's girlfriends died from drinking. They weren't big pill-takers; they were drinkers. So it can't be so simple as to slide away, like Marilyn Monroe.