Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Environmental disaster is the gravest threat to China's continued development. That's according to me, but it is not some wacko view.

We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!

Yet, despite our many advances, our environment is still threatened by a range of problems, including global climate change, energy dependence on unsustainable fossil fuels, and loss of biodiversity.

You see, the Greenhouse Effect is a direct result of burning fossil or old carbon fuels.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

There are a tremendous amount of environmental issues that are on the table.

When I was a kid, we never heard of smog, ozone depletion, acid rain, green house gasses.

Pollution knows no boundaries; it moves across borders.

Ozone Man

The uncontrolled and rapacious exploitation of oil has led to unintended consequences, and if we continue on a similar trajectory with water, the oil crisis will seem like the trailer of some horrible disaster movie.

The Shiv Sena says that when it comes to power, they will declare Aarey as a forest. How will they declare it a forest when there won't be any trees left?

The ozone is breaking down more and more each year; that's a fact. That being said, we have to be more conscious of the sun and what it can do to your skin.

You don't know how to fix the holes in our ozone layer. You don't know how to bring salmon back up a dead stream. You don't know how to bring back an animal now extinct. And you can't bring back forests that once grew where there is now desert. If you don't know how to fix it, please stop breaking it!

I'm not going to argue with scientists how much human activity affects natural environment, including climate.

Not a whole lot of us are wrestling somebody for a canned food item in the supermarket or having an ax fight in the jungle clearing. Instead, we sit and think about taxes and the ozone layer.

The hole in the ozone layer is a kind of skywriting. At first it seemed to spell out our continuing complacency before a witch's brew of deadly perils. But perhaps it really tells of a newfound talent to work together to protect the global environment.

Does anyone actually think that Beckham knows he's in America? I think he just follows a football and all he notices is that it occasionally gets warmer.

Climate change is real and humans do contribute to those changes.

Burning all the fossil fuels will destroy the planet we know, Creation, the planet of stable climate in which civilization developed.

I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming!

Climate change is the greatest threat of our time.

Do you really want to know why I'm doing all this goodwill, and why I'm an ambassador for Habitat for Humanity and why I gave a million to [relief efforts for Hurricane] Katrina? It's because I feel guilty about the huge hole in the ozone layer my haircuts created. It's my responsibility to right the wrongs of the Eighties.

Ozone and climate are global issues, and it's hard to find a way in which the benefits of shutting down carbon emissions are going to pay for themselves for any given power-plant, say.

The Amazon is still burning; we just don't hear the smoke detectors anymore.

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.