Matt Gaetz Quotes

Tax Day is often a source of frustration for taxpayers, so anything that can make the process less painful is appreciated.

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS.

I know firsthand how agonizing waiting can be.

The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.

When people have lost their jobs or are afraid of losing their jobs in the future, they lash out. They want others to know about their fears, their pain.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

My taxes alone keep eight lawyers busy, and when I finally get my money, it's only one-third of what I earn. With the kids in school and my other responsibilities, I get no change back from the first million dollars. The money flows out like water.

Generally, I'm a pretty positive, but like any other working person, if the jobs aren't coming in, I do get depressed.

I associate my motion picture career more with being unhappy and scared, or being under the gun, than with anything pleasant.

A common man, even like myself, I don't know how to pay my taxes.

What do I need it for, millions of dollars? It just sounds like problems with the IRS to me.

You should keep a copy of your tax return indefinitely, but you need to save supporting documents for only three years.

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

The Internal Revenue Service is the real undefeated heavyweight champion.

What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.

I don't know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere there must be a book that tells all about it, where I could go to straighten it out in my mind. But I don't know where the book is, and maybe I couldn't read it if I found it.

While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund into more than one account.

I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.

There's just one thing I can't figure out. My income tax!

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist—the taxidermist leaves the hide.

[Addressing a young aide:] You have a college education, haven't you? I don't know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere there must be a book that tells all about it, but I don't know where that book is, and maybe I couldn't read it if I found it!

I can't make a damn thing out of this tax problem. I listen to one side and they seem right—and then I talk to the other side and they seem just as right, and here I am where I started. God, what a job!

People who have been made to suffer by certain things cannot be reminded of them without a horror which paralyses every other pleasure

I’m getting worried. This year I’m paying eleven thousand dollars. And that’s the first time in six years that I’m paying anything. My lawyers take care of it