Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

Cheese is one of the world's great foodstuffs and I speak as someone who would once happily snarf a packet of American-style cheese singles in front of the telly on my own.

Queso is my number one.

Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing better!

Well my favorite is really really sharp, extra sharp, aged cheddar cheese.

Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter.

A good, stinky French cheese or a good Stilton. These are things I really, really love. Dessert I can obviously live without.

Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!

I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting.

Each sort of cheese reveals a pasture of a different green, under a different sky.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love.

I'm very severe with myself and sometimes I miss French cheese, but in your world it's not exactly the same thing.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

If antiquity be the only test of nobility, then cheese is a very noble thing ... The lineage of cheese is demonstrably beyond all record.

I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

My love of soft, runny cheese - it's impossible to resist.

The hardest thing [for me] is to 'just' agree, and that is what sparks creativity, the feeling that something can be better, the feeling that something's missing, the feeling that something's needed.

Even when we want to be timid and play it safe, we should pause for a moment to imagine what we might be missing.

I try to sing whatever the music makes me feel. And we play so much music from the other records at shows that I hope no one will miss the old style too much.

Congrats to Clare Farnsworth on a legendary career! One of the all-time great Seahawks! We will miss you Clare!

I'm thinking of you, that's all I do, all the time. You're always the first and the last thing on this heart of mine. No matter where I go, or what I do, I'm thinking of you.