Dick Armey Quotes

I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray.

If he were any dumber, he'd be a tree.

I'm not angry or anything at Sonnen, but I will say one thing - I hope nobody gets offended; I don't wanna sound disgusting, and I am certainly not fan of any anthropologic theories - but you can see on that guy's face that he is limited and stupid, and his IQ is not higher than the size of the shoes he's wearing.

Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters.

There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

I think Wallace Hall is an imbecile.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Obama's dense as a doorbell; not much going on up there - it's a wooden top.

[Warren] Harding is incapable of thought, because he has nothing to think with.

After all, Franklin [Delano Roosevelt] isn't very bright.

Think about how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

..be smart, don't be a retard.

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

You're so stupid, Rose!

What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way?

I never thought that I was very intelligent.

Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.

The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.

These little grey cells. It is up to them.

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

I'm no genius, sure, but I'm no dum-dum.

I'm a little smarter than most.

People don't like when you point out to them and remind them that they're not very smart.

You know, I'm really not that bright.