Joe Jamail Quotes

Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident.

Stupid people are dangerous.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Jerry's the only man I ever knew who's so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

If he were any dumber, he'd be a tree.

Colby Covington is an idiot. He is so stupid.

I'm not angry or anything at Sonnen, but I will say one thing - I hope nobody gets offended; I don't wanna sound disgusting, and I am certainly not fan of any anthropologic theories - but you can see on that guy's face that he is limited and stupid, and his IQ is not higher than the size of the shoes he's wearing.

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You’re a group of incredibly well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You’re barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they’re a-coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

You do not think much of me, do you, Cogburn?" "I don't think about you at all when your mouth is closed.

Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that.

There's only one man I've called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle-Murray.

Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. "Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile?

Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.

A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.

No creature smarts so little as a fool.

She doesn’t usually back down that easily.” “Maybe she’s got class.” Eve snorted. “Trust me,” she said. “That girl’s got no class at all.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You've gotta be slightly stupid.

No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.

That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

You are a fool in four letters, my son.

I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement