Jack Paar Quotes

People struggle in marriages and more than 55% of people get divorced.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Nothing positive at all in my life came from my marriage, I can tell you that.

Nobody wants to go through divorce, especially when there's young children involved.

My marriage was breaking up, and my marriage with Chong was breaking up. I had to come back and kind of start on my own again.

The happiest time in any man’s life is just after his first divorce.

I'm just divorced and wish to enjoy my single status.

What stupid f - king idiot gets married a second time if the first time didn't work out?

The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over. Enough about that. The point is that for a long time, the fact that I was divorced was the most important thing about me. And now it's not.

Divorce has been very, very good to me.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says, you can't have a passionate marriage without a passionate divorce.

The fact is, I am in my third marriage and I do not believe in divorce. But I was half the problem, I guarantee you. More than half the problem. I couldn't negotiate with the other women.

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.

If you get divorced in New York, you go into therapy and will talk to anybody you meet on the sidewalk about it.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

I wanted my marriage to work, but it didn't.

I've never really been very good at marriage. It's one of my failures. I've tried my best, but I do realise the common denominator is me; it's something I'm doing.

Divorce is always terrible, but I haven't met anyone who went through it and isn't happier now.

I guess I have a positive attitude about divorce because I have some friends who've gotten divorced, and I'm like, 'Well, if it's better, then - good!'

Going to Belgium proved to be quite a cathartic experience for me because it eventually helped to heal the situation of leaving Leicester too.

I have spent more nights with Roberto Carlos than all of the women I have been married to put together.

Divorce: fission after fusion.

It is well to be off with the old woman before you're on with the new.