Greg Gianforte Quotes

Seeing John Major govern the country is like watching Edward Scissorhands try to make balloon animals.

I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny.

Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him.

Every day I turn on my television set and I see Newt Gingrich on television, I rejoice.

Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn't been a satirist or a political satirist who's done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign. But I think it's a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.

Whoever's president I'm not going to be short on material.

Honestly, I just don’t see it [running for the Presidency]. I tried it once…. You can go out with me to Iowa. You wouldn’t believe it. You’d never go to Iowa again.

Boris is a naturally energetic and optimistic politician. And when he goes on the campaign trail that just becomes so evident.

The fact is Burke is smarter than two thirds of the Western Australian Labor Party rolled together.

Wit puts politicians at risk.

I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.

On the way up here to the podium, a gentleman came up to me and said, "Governor, you are as good a politician as you were an actor." What a cheap shot.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with fast and extremely sure hands.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ... [Romney's record was] anything but conservative until he changed all the light bulbs in his chandelier in time to run for President.

Today is 11/11/11, a date so simple even Rick Perry can remember it.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

We're learning more about Osama bin Laden. His father was married 16 times, and he has five wives. I think we're getting to the root of his intense anger. And they say bin Laden never spends the night in the same place twice. No, wait a minute, that's Clinton.

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

In Sarah Palin's new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, 'Thank you, God,' which is the same thing the Democrats said when they first laid eyes on Sarah Palin.

John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg.

I'm voting for Barack Obama. He's inspiring.

Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide to his record, his rhetoric and his remarkable hair. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll vote.

Charlie Chaplin, too, through spectacle, contraband certain ideas, put them through, ideas that even today are not being expressed by great statesmen and politicians.