Kristen Stewart Quotes

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

There are some days when I, myself, think I'm overrated... but not today.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

Me, as myself, I don't think I'm particularly funny. But I've noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing. Which, when I was little, really bothered me.

Obviously, the arrogance of my own nature in regards to other people's work would suggest that I think I'm talented.

Low self esteem involves imagining the worst that other people can think about you.

I think I'm somebody who takes praise with a very big - probably too big - pinch of salt.

Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?

John [Kricfalusi] is so arrogant. He thinks he's me!

If I started thinking too much about how influential I've been, then I'd be more of a turd than I already am.

He was of an impressible nature, and lived a great deal in other people's opinions and feelings concerning himself.

The trouble with you people is that you don't laugh enough.

When I say something funny, I don’t laugh, so my friends are always like, ‘Hahahahaaaa!’ so people know. When I’m not with them, I always think, This person doesn’t know I’m funny; they just think I’m a jerk.

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

I think people can stand to take themselves just a little less seriously. I'm fighting the war against pretension.

If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.

I don't think as highly of myself as some people make me out to be. I am so far from arrogant, because I have been through enough to know that everything can go away in a moment. You know, I really don't understand why anyone would want to put me on a pedestal.

When they say I'm a great actor, I close my ears because it's not good for you to think that way.

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

A man . . . must have a very good opinion of himself when he asks people to leave their own fireside, and encounter such a day as this, for the sake of coming to see him. He must think himself a most agreeable fellow.

It's not terrible, people telling you you're great; what's terrible is when you start believing it.

Judging oneself to be inferior to other people was one of the worst acts of pride because it was the most destructive way of being different.

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

Only madmen and fools are pleased with themselves; no wise man is good enough for his own satisfaction.

I think there is a part of me that's always a little bit like, "Why would I torture myself? Just in case you forgot how big the shoes are you're walking in, take a look again"