Tom Tancredo Quotes

If someone said I had enough money and I could take six months off, I would run in an instant.

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.

All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.

On the way up here to the podium, a gentleman came up to me and said, "Governor, you are as good a politician as you were an actor." What a cheap shot.

The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with fast and extremely sure hands.

Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past weekend, Al Gore's movie, 'An Inconvenient Truth,' earned more per screen than any film in the country. ... I dare say Gore's movie is the highest grossing PowerPoint presentation in history. ... Global warming: Can we live with it? ... It is time we did something, namely resign ourselves to doing nothing [on screen: Follow Congress' Lead]. ... For instance, when sea levels rise, we'll just build levees [on screen: Worked for New Orleans]

We make fun of our leaders.

I'm a big fan of not working.

I will have some time off, do some media works, and I think, for 17 years, I have given everything I could.

I don't have any ambitions. I am looking forward to retiring, or at least having more time. When I was young I wanted more stuff, now I am older, I want more time.

On my tombstone it will say, 'At last, a day off.'

The older you get, you can't take time off as much as you'd like to.

I am shocked that both the Congress and SAD make fun of comedians.

Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this will come out. We certainly hope it comes out fine; blah, blah.' Cartoonists don't go that way. Our job is to stick out our tongues, to show a big raspberry to whatever pompous jerk happens to be mouthing off.

William Hague, the world's favourite hairline.

I didn't have weekends for the longest time and it felt so indulgent to finally have weekends.

Because everyone knows liberals have never been wrong about anything. You can ask them. Anytime.

I'd like to have permanent time off, really. The goal is financial security and permanent time off, basically.

When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?

As for George Bush of Kennebunkport, Maine- personally I think he's further evidence that the Great Scriptwriter in the Sky has an overdeveloped sense of irony.

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

Mrs Thatcher tells us she has given the French President a piece of her mind... not a gift I would receive with alacrity.

Wit puts politicians at risk.

President Obama is currently on a week-long trip to Africa, where he will promote freedom, democracy, and economic opportunity. I guess he figured it hasn't worked here - so try it somewhere else.