Jenny Lawson Quotes

When I was in Japan with my girlfriend Jessica, she would have had acupuncture every day if she could. I can just about stomach going to a chiropractor and I visited a talented one when I was there, but when he tried a needle on me, it was horrible. My muscles tightened and it didn't work at all.

I've done acupuncture, and I believe in it. That's the first place I go if I'm having any particular pain anywhere.

I have had acupuncture regularly, and I engage in visualization, which is actually an actor's tool, visualizing myself kicking out the cancer, making up scenarios.

Acupuncture was a saving grace. It helps more than anything else I tried. Everyone with endometriosis should give acupuncture a shot, at least once.

Acupuncture has made all the difference to my sleep.

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do operation on someone else, not you.

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

We all need to slow down and go to acupuncture.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

The World Health Organization has recognized acupuncture as effective in treating mild to moderate depression.

I do acupuncture. Because it really helps. It is the opposite of Botox. Botox blocks, and acupuncture moves.

I studied homeopathy for years and years. Herbs and all kinds of acupuncture, acupressure, alternative medicine. I think it's just better to treat the whole person.

It is my dream that Chinese medicine will help us conquer life-threatening diseases worldwide and that people across the globe will enjoy its benefits for health promotion.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out?

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you want a horoscope, there's a gypsy tearoom over on Lexington Avenue.

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.