Jean Kerr Quotes

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.

Don't you always feel bad when they take away one of the spoons? It's like you ordered wrong.

Losing is a tough blow to take.

I don't know if people understand - losing is tough.

It is tough, you don't want to lose games.

Obviously, it's tough when you lose a match, but that's how it goes.

The harder you had to work to open a package, the less you ended up caring about what was inside.

It's a tough thing-you get in a situation where you feel you have to be perfect all the time and it sucks.

More and more products are coming out in fiercely protective packaging designed to prevent consumers from consuming them. These days you have to open almost every consumer item by gnawing on the packaging.

So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says 'open here.' Is that sarcasm?

Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. "Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile?

You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers.

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

I was supposed to be having the time of my life.

Oft expectation fails, and most oft there where most it promises; and oft it hits where hope is coldest, and despair most fits.

I am tired of hotels promising to go the extra mile only to have them refuse to go round the corner!

New York is a sucked orange.

Someone once said, if you scratch a cynic, and you'll find a disappointed idealist. That really rang a bell with me - because I recognized that, within me, there is this flame, of wishing it were better, wishing people had better lives, that there was more of an authentic sharing and harmony with nature.

When you are used to the kind of life -of never getting anything you want- you stop knowing what it is you want.

I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions.

She longed for cutlasses, pistols, and brandy; she had to make do with coffee, and pencils, and verbs.

Expectation brings frustration. Private ambitions bring failures.

Every time I "get with the program"... somebody changes the channel.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.