Eugene Mirman Quotes

I remember seeing Eddie Murphy RAW and seeing people laughing and having a good time and that was the same response I was getting so I thought I was on to something.

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

When I was a kid I went and saw Bill Cosby with my dad, and I remember sitting there and laughing so hard.

I don't have to write jokes. I don't have to write insults. If you ask the man of the hour in the hot seat, my mere existence is clearly insult enough.

I feel more comfortable in comedy.

If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

I just want to continue to do comedy. Comedy, I'm discovering, is my niche. It's what I'm born to do, so I would love to have my own sitcom one day in the future.

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.

Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it's not hurting anybody, not stabbing anybody, not shooting anybody, not making anybody watch me perform. There are thousands of comedians, don't come see me because it's not like I hide it.

Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.

Brent Weinbach made [Gangster Party Line].I guess I saw it when it first came out. And that is so goddamn funny to me. The guys are real dudes and they're not good, but they're also good enough.

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.

I love comedy. I like to think that there's a sense of humor in some of my music - obviously not all of it.

One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine!

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

Comedy is not pretty.

I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.

I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.

I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water.

Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose.

Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.