Kevin Pollak Quotes

Cigarettes are not a part of human behaviour, they are a habit.

I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.

Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as a prop. I think it can be really useful for character and texture and contrast and all of that.

No matter what Aristotle and the Philosophers say, nothing is equal to tobacco; it's the passion of the well-bred, and he who lives without tobacco lives a life not worth living.

Tobacco is America's greatest gift to the world!

There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.

The Spaniards generally call it Tobacco. The leaves thereof being dried and brought into powder, they use to take the fume or smoke thereof, by sucking it thorough pipes made of clay, into their stomach and head; from whence it purgeth superfluous phlegm and other gross humours, and openeth all the pores and passages of the body: by which means the use thereof not only preserveth the body from obstructions, but also … in short time breaketh them; whereby their bodies are notably preserved in health, and know not many grievous diseases, wherewithall we in England are often times afflicted.

Tobacco is a culture productive of infinite wretchedness.

If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul.

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

I smoked for almost 10 years. I really regret that. Thankfully, I came out on the other side. I hope my lungs are repairing themselves now.

Unfortunately I'm not a smoker, so cigars have never been a part of my agenda.

I like nicotine because it excites my brain and helps me work.

We smoked a lot of cloves.

The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.

I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

I like smoking! I mean, God, I quit everything else, can't I smoke?

I think an ashtray is the most fantastically real thing.

It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette.

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Neither do thou lust after that tawny weed tobacco.