Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

Cigarettes are not a part of human behaviour, they are a habit.

I think an ashtray is the most fantastically real thing.

… Smoking sets a bad example.

Smoking is gross.

I smoke wherever there's an ashtray.

My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as a prop. I think it can be really useful for character and texture and contrast and all of that.

Unfortunately I'm not a smoker, so cigars have never been a part of my agenda.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette.

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.

Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, 'It's not just that it's bad for you. Do you want to spend the rest of your life fighting a stupid addiction to a stupid thing that doesn't even really give you a good buzz?'

Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

I have not yet got one good reason why people smoke in life!

No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is this? Marlboro fudge with nuts? Give me a scoop of that, willya? She's gonna have the Menthol Swirl with the Camel chip.

You really are being quite foolish to smoke.

I saw John Garfield smoke. He was my idol, so I smoked. I even smoked like him.

I was a smoker for about 20 years.

We smoked a lot of cloves.

So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done.

I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf.

I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.