Edmond Rostand Quotes

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

Wit is the most rascally, contemptible, beggarly thing on the face of the earth.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

Comedians are obsessed with justice and the truth.

I find it really appalling when people talk about comedy.

I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.

Comedy is brutal. It's powerful, though.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

Satire is focused bitterness.

Satire is a lesson, parody is a game.

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

Jokes are grievances.

Isn't it the sweetest mockery to mock our enemies?

Everything can be satirized.