Simon Rex Quotes

Sure, I've done enough partying for 10 guys.

I used to do drugs in high school. I've been living in L.A. for almost 10 years, and shortly after I arrived I cleaned up pretty much. Stuff goes on on the set, stuff goes on at parties.

I just personally really enjoy having a clean body. I shower twice a day. I just like feeling clean and feeling smooth.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

I saw The Rev the other night and he was on like four different things. He was like, Dude, Ive been gone for three days!

Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs.

I'm terrible as I never take my make-up off at night, which I know is really dreadful. Whenever I'm out partying I just can't be bothered and now I am on 'Loose Women' that tends to be all the time. I hope next year holds even more parties for me.

I have to shave every day. If I don't, it's sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I'm a crazy person so maybe that's why.

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

I was still going out when I was younger - drinking - and I wasn't looking after myself properly.

Good grooming and hygiene are essential. It's never too early to start being concerned about your appearance - first impressions are everything.

Not everybody is a party boy or was a party boy like I was.

There have definitely been phases of the National, many years ago, where we did party, and various people, in their own way, fell off the wagon.

I'm super-hygienic.

Partying has never been my thing. I've been around some wild people. I've been in the same room and watched them experiment, and that's been entertaining.

Apparently I'm in rehab for intensive partying soooo I'm just going to lay pretty low for a bit and maybe get some frozen yogurt.

I've never been fascinated by the party lifestyle. Penciling in a night to get wasted is not something I want to do.

All right," sighed Madrigal. "To the baths, then. To make ourselves shiningly clean." Like vegetable, she thought, before they go in the stew.

I'm drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys.

I read, watch television, watch movies, hang out with family. I like my clothes and I have great cars, and I drive those. But for most people, it's like, "That's boring. You don't club? You don't party?"

Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.

Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a drink onstage. I've never done a show drunk. Well, I take that back. In the early days I did.

It seemed silly to wash one day when I would only have to wash again the next. It made me tired just to think of it.

That's stupid. You couldn't pay me to go. I'm not oversimplifying it. That's what's going on. I don't think it would be any fun without the drugs. It's a drug party.

You can't go to an LSD or pot party unless you take it yourself. If I want to go, I must take drugs myself.