Christopher Hampton Quotes

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

If I'm going to merely ramble, maybe I should just snuggle under the warm covers, think of Miu, and play with myself.

Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!

You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.

Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I'll rub off one before I go to sleep

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

I think reading a novel is almost next best to having something to do.

TV shows help pass a lot of my time.

TV is something that me and my wife watch a lot.

I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.

My ideal life is just lounging around the house and every once in a while I'll kind of write something, and then I'll leave and eat something and masturbate or whatever - just this very fluid life of comforting myself.

My dear, I used to think I was serving humanity . . . and I pleasured in the thought. Then I discovered that humanity does not want to be served; on the contrary it resents any attempt to serve it. So now I do what pleases myself.

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

There's a lot of other artists doing things outside of that depth that I enjoy - that music that I can actually have fun to, and not be in depth and think about, then I appreciate that.

I think when somebody goes to the movies and they spend their money and they take the girl out, the family, they want to have a good time. You don't always want to be hit over the head with history or how bad society is.

Fun is what you do for yourself. If somebody else does it, it's entertainment.

My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.

She knew that when she played she was giving pleasure only to herself; but this was no new sensation

It is wonderful to see persons of sense passing away a dozen hours together in shuffling and dividing a pack of cards.

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth.