Self-Stimulation Quotes

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.

I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe."

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

[On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.

You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.

Masturbation is the thinking man's television.

Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!

Removed from its more restrictive sense, masturbation has become an expression for everything that has proved, for lack of human contact, to be void of meaning. We have communication problems, suffer from egocentrism and narcissism, are frustrated by information glut and loss of environment; we stagnate despite the rising GNP.

I like to hold a monologue with women. But a dialogue with myself is more stimulating.

I am much less autistic now, compared to when I was young. I remember some behaviors like picking carpet fuzz and watching spinning plates for hours. I didn't want to be touched. I couldn't shut out background noise. I didn't talk until I was about 4 years old. I screamed. I hummed. But as I grew up, I improved.

My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.

If I was always doing my own thing, I would be bored out of my mind.

French children seem to be able to play by themselves in a way.

If the child has not an object that it can occupy itself with, it feels ennui; for it does not yet know how to occupy itself with itself.

Alone-sex didn't count. It's like the difference between thinking to yourself or having a good conversation with someone--the pleasure is in the exchange.

I can entertain myself for hours.

Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!