Denis Leary Quotes

When we seek after wit, we discover only foolishness.

I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart.

His foe was folly and his weapon wit.

If he were any dumber, he'd be a tree.

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

Stupidity is not my strong suit.

Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side.

Stupid people can cause problems, but it usually takes brilliant people to create a real catastrophe.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

You've gotta be slightly stupid.

Wit is, in fact, the eloquence of indifference.

No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.

After wisdom comes wit.

A man cannot please long who has only one kind of wit.

Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.

Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.

I will keep where there is wit stirring, and leave the faction of fools.

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education, and the most common among the uneducated.

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

That's the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid

You should be more afraid of a stupid man than of an evil one.

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.