Jerry Seinfeld Quotes


Let's face it, the human body is like a condominium apartment. The thing that keeps you really enjoying it is the maintenance. There's a tremendous amount of daily, weekly, monthly and yearly work that has to be done. From showering to open heart surgery, we're always doing something to ourselves. If your body was a used car, you wouldn't buy it.


Citations

Seinfeld, Jerry. SeinLanguage. Bantam Books, 1993.

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Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
  • Born: April 29, 1954
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Jerome Allen Seinfeld is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He is best known for playing a semi-fictionalized version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David. The show aired on NBC from 1989 until 1998, becoming one of the most acclaimed and popular American sitcoms of all time. As a stand-up comedian, Seinfeld specializes in observational comedy. In 2004, Comedy Central named him the 12th-greatest stand-up comedian of all time.