Rachel Sklar Quotes

I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy.

I love lifestyle stuff, I love housewares. I'm really a homebody, honestly. Anything to do with my kitchen, or my house, I'm all about it. I'm working on a sauce line, so that's kind of exciting. I'm a saucier.

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.

I had to have a large kitchen because I look to cook.

For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.

Nobody who cooks does it with full hair and makeup in front of a TV camera.

After years of working in professional kitchens, and then spending so much time in a lot of different home kitchens, I realized that there's a huge gap in the market where you have people who develop cookware but who don't actually cook.

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long.

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I don't cook. I think they named the 'Mike'-rowave after me.

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.

That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware.

My theory on education is... get one.

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

Spoons and skimmers you can be undistinguishably together; but vases and statues require each a pedestal for itself.

My comedy is romanticized laziness.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch Jeopardy! with the sound off and make up my own questions.

You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes.

I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the rest to the nearest monkey.