Henny Youngman Quotes

I associate going to an airport with work because I travel so much with my job. So when I have a few days free from work, I tend to stay at home.

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.

Our whole family assembles in Chicago at Christmas and usually in Aspen in the summer.

I've been going to Florida since I was a baby.

I tend to spend money on holidays for my family.

Whenever I was flying commercial, I would land in Chicago, and they would announce, 'Get your passports out.' It happened so often, I would walk to the front of the plane and say, 'You're looking for me. Just take me; it will be easier for everybody else.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

I'm one of those people at the airport holding a pillow like a little kid.

Tour is fun.

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season.

Usually I'll go to San Diego to hang out with my parents if I want to unwind.

From the big mountains in the north to the valleys in the south, all through my childhood and teenage years, my family would always holiday in Wales.

It seems astonishing to be paid for indulging in pure pleasure. For me to go to Coburg is rather as if a trainspotter was sent for a few weeks to Swindon or a chocoholic asked on holiday by Green and Black.

My ideal travel companions are my family.

Books were a huge part of my childhood growing up. We would go on vacation, and my mom was always carting manuscripts around.

I wouldn't like to say that I spend most of my time on holiday, but I have done a lot of traveling and have been to a lot of places.

The moment we finished shooting for 'Bruce Lee,' my wife Upasana reminded of a pending holiday.

I try to get back to Chicago at least twice a year.

I literally wear a mask. When I take it off, I'm a father. I'm a husband. I like to come home, and I like to spend time with family, and I like to travel, and I like to have a good time. And I like to be a kid every now and giggle and play with my kids.

I would visit my father and spend the summers with him in the south of France.

I thoroughly enjoyed my time at Aberdeen.

My dad and stepmom live in Mobile, Ala., and spend their vacation time an hour's drive away in Orange Beach, Ala. This means that, throughout my life, I have regularly vacationed there as well.

There's no point being at the airport longer than needed.