Jamie Cullum Quotes

I had been playing beach volleyball all day, painted my nails red, and threw on a green dress. I thought I looked great at the time, but looking back, I realize that my debut into Monaco society should have been better executed!

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

The gold iridescent 'Naked' outfit is perhaps not my finest moment.

I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.

The worst decision, hands down, was wearing bright yellow when I was 9 months pregnant. I looked like a bumble bee. I have not worn yellow since.

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

We see women who go out and want to look like Jennifer Aniston, and they're wearing an ill-fitting red dress and ugly gold shoes, and they've got flat hair and they can't walk.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

I can put on a £1,000 item of clothing and make it look a mess.

Following a trend too closely is a risky thing. If not properly executed, you could easily end up looking uncomfortable, over-styled, and downright foolish.

Hat head is a sad affliction wherein the chosen hat and the selected hairstyle are grossly incompatible. The unfortunate combination results in a condition that can be hidden only with the application of another hat.

Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes. So wrong.

Grafted onto street clothes and removed from the field of play, jerseys don't even flatter men in their physical prime. Witness any baseball player wearing a uniform top over dress shirt and slacks at a press conference podium.

To make the hips the focal point of a pair of trousers is, to me, a fashion mistake.

Sometimes you leave the house for school, and you realize you're wearing the same thing as your toddler, which is embarrassing! I try to avoid it at all costs.

If it was up to me I would wear riding clothes most of the day or jeans and a man's shirt.

First buy a cowboy hat and boots. Then you're on your way to being a Texan.

[On Kay Strozzi in The Silent Witness:] Miss Strozzi ... had the temerity to wear as truly horrible a gown as ever I have seen on the American stage. ... Had she not luckily been strangled by a member of the cast while disporting this garment, I should have fought my way to the stage and done her in, myself.

Don’t wear that boxy trouser suit because you feel like you have to. Wear whatever you want.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

Nixon is finding out there are no tails on an Eisenhower jacket.

I seem to have no dress sense at all. I'm always being listed in New York among one of the ten worst dressed men of the year. Someone once described me as "looking like an unmade bed." He was right!

I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?'

There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.