I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
I've tried many other hairstyles, but it just doesn't work.
Those who are incapable of shining out by dress would do well to consider that the contrast between them and their clothes turns out much to their disadvantage.
Trendy is the last stage before tacky.
Just imagine dressing the two handsomest men in the world, and then getting this!
I've never been naturally fashion conscious. I'm the kind of person who sees a whole outfit in a magazine, runs out and buys it but looks like a clown.
I've worn some particularly baggy jeans and cowboys boot combinations after coming back from Austin, Texas. This was ill-advised.
Secretly, I wanted to look like Jimi Hendrix, but I could never quite pull it off.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
I seem to have no dress sense at all. I'm always being listed in New York among one of the ten worst dressed men of the year. Someone once described me as "looking like an unmade bed." He was right!
He who brings a style to a club that can't carry it out, he is not a good manager, because he is attacking the club that hires him.
I'm going for Britain's Best Dressed Man award, but strangely, I'm never on the list.
I had the yellow mohican when I was 13, 14. I didn't quite pull it off, though, because I didn't really have the right hair products. It would stay up for five minutes and then just flop down.
How do we describe the fact of human existence? At a certain point, perhaps, style fails us. Language, even and in particular at its most evocative, becomes less of an aid and more of a difficulty.
Following a trend too closely is a risky thing. If not properly executed, you could easily end up looking uncomfortable, over-styled, and downright foolish.
The whole idea of wearing clothes is not to look ridiculous.
I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.
We see women who go out and want to look like Jennifer Aniston, and they're wearing an ill-fitting red dress and ugly gold shoes, and they've got flat hair and they can't walk.
I can put on a £1,000 item of clothing and make it look a mess.
this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
I had been playing beach volleyball all day, painted my nails red, and threw on a green dress. I thought I looked great at the time, but looking back, I realize that my debut into Monaco society should have been better executed!
I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
Grafted onto street clothes and removed from the field of play, jerseys don't even flatter men in their physical prime. Witness any baseball player wearing a uniform top over dress shirt and slacks at a press conference podium.
