John Krasinski Quotes

If I'm not complaining, I'm not having a good time, hah hah!

Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

A guy once told me that I sound like I'm a little ahead of myself. I can't wait to thank him at the Oscars.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

The English say, Yours Truly, and mean it. The Italians say, I kiss your feet, and mean, I kick your head.

I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I'm about to get.

The reason I wrote 'You Suck' was that I so enjoyed spending time with Tommy and Jody.

Thank Heaven, the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it.

The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?

We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

When I am working, I have two shows on Saturday, and when I wake up, and it's a lovely day, I just cry. I'm joking: I love my job.

I am much obliged to you gentlemen for leaving me one sentence of my own.

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

I go down the street, people see me: 'Hey, I pity-' right on, man, that's a compliment to me.

I'm very happy that major players are always giving their opinions about my life, my game. I am very thankful for that.

Tank you veddy much.

I just think Vogue is the most exceptional mother - and I'm not just saying that because she can hear me.

Certainly, shows like 'Black Mirror' helped me. I should send them a fruit basket.

Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

You cannot go wrong with Bugs Bunny. He's the coolest cartoon character ever. I quote him all the time.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.

Oh my God," he said. "A kind word from Rose Hathaway. I can die a happy man.