Berkeley Breathed Quotes

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values.

The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Every gift which is given, even though is be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

I am much obliged to you gentlemen for leaving me one sentence of my own.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.

This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... and when I find you I am going to kill you.

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

There are a number of people without whom I could not have written this book, but I hope you don't hold that against them. They are all fine people, and they had no idea how it would turn out.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

Oh my God," he said. "A kind word from Rose Hathaway. I can die a happy man.

Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice and got us there in time for dessert. You should be thanking me." Morelli's mouth was open slightly and his face was registering a mixture of astonished disbelief and wounded, pissed-off male pride. Okay, it wasn't that much of a sacrifice at the time, and I knew he shouldn't be thanking me, but give me a break here... this wasn't famine in Ethiopia

You are absolute angels of the first order. If I were Pope, I’d canonize you.” “The Pope would probably love to turn a cannon on you!

This Thanksgiving, Americans are especially thankful for our freedom, and we are especially thankful to you, those who keep us free.

The United States deserves nothing but love and adoration and gold medals left and right and peace prizes left and right, things we never get.

I've never been compared to Bugs Bunny and that's amazing, thank you.

I forget the derivation of Boxing Day, but the feeling of wanting to invite your loved ones outside one at a time and punch them in the face, does that come into it somewhere?

She did not look at the daffodils. They didn't mean anything. She looked at the daffodils. She said, 'Thank you for the daffodils.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.