Doug Stanhope Quotes

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.

I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

I would drink and drink and then at 3 o'clock in the morning take anything that was put in front of me. And I'd sometimes be disappointed when conventional things were put in front of me. Like, I'd do a line of something and be disappointed to find it was just cocaine.

I did a lot of drugs. I didn't do multiple drugs, but I overindulged in whatever drug of choice.

It's hard to believe that you did so many drugs for so long. That's what I find really hard. And didn't really consider it. It was eating and drinking and taking drugs and having sex. It was just part of life.

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.

There's a big difference between somebody who does acid on weekends and somebody who takes downers every day.

This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say?

Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive.

No one should do drugs thinking that they will make a great record. That's not the way to go, for sure.

I like the idea of generalizing the narcotic thing by making it black meat addiction.

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

I watched the needle take another man.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

I don't like drugs. I think cocaine is a very bad, habit-forming bore. It's about the most boring drug ever invented.

But I will say that the drugs are much more ferocious then they used to be. There are people wrecking their lives with addiction, which seems much more severe.

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

I did drugs for 18 years and I never got that bad as to say, 'You know what? I think the Kaiser Chiefs are brilliant.'

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?