George Carlin Quotes

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

Well, it wasn't like I was going to run out and score heroin and score an ounce of coke - but incidentally, on the road, I would usually get tanked up and as stoned as I possibly could to go on stage. And offstage, it would be a demon that would come up about twice a week.

Drugs feel great in the beginning and become a drag later on.

Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.

I did a lot of drugs. I didn't do multiple drugs, but I overindulged in whatever drug of choice.

…He was always high on drugs. I was not a drug man, but in case I wanted to hide from myself for a few days, I knew I could get anything I wanted from him.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Alcohol, acid, cocaine... they were just affairs. When I met heroin it was true love.

I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds.

I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.

There's a big difference between somebody who does acid on weekends and somebody who takes downers every day.

I think I did every drug known to mankind, smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it.

I used to find myself goofed out in the street on drugs. And I had such a bad problem with addiction at the time that I didn't mind. I was dealing cocaine and shooting up a lot of cocaine. And that's not a good space to be in.

Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

I don't like drugs. I think cocaine is a very bad, habit-forming bore. It's about the most boring drug ever invented.

I liked the ceremony, the ritual of preparing cocaine, as much as doing it. I did it for a year, loved it, then stopped. Now I feel the same way about cooking.

I think about my cocaine use. I liked it. I thought it was a great drug. But I knew that if I was doing that almost exclusively, I wouldn't be able to continue to also have significant others and a wide range of other things. And I wasn't special. A number of people, including the people I was doing cocaine with, also behaved the same way.

Did it [cocaine] for about eight years. Not a terribly long time to be an addict I guess, but it is longer than World War II.

I don't know how I made those movies. I went out every single night, I smoked pot every single day. I drank. We did everything, but I never became a drug addict or an alcoholic. Other friends are dead, many of them. So many people in this retrospective...in Female Trouble, almost everyone is dead.

I've never really been interested in recreational drug use.

I figure a lot of folks are probably looking to find out if Moses Malone is into that stuff, but the closest I come to drugs is drinking a Coca-Cola. I don't want that cocaine; it's not for me.