Henny Youngman Quotes

I always wanted an eccentric daughter . I just never realized how well my evil plans were working.

Maybe I had three children in the first place so I wouldn't ever have to play board games. In my religion, martyrs die.

I have 'Parents' magazine in my home.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

I had five sisters and one brother, so having a big family is a given for me, but now being a father, and trying to be a good father, I already have my work cut out for me.

I've got 11 brothers and sisters.

With regard to my family as I said nothing upon the subject before I may tell you that I have six children living, 1 dead and before I have the pleasure of seeing you I expect another.

Life as an only child can be a bit lonely, and when I had Finley, I decided that if I could give him a big family, I wanted to as much as possible.

Having children is messy and easy to judge.

Everything‟s fine,” I said, with a tight smile. “Kiyo was just giving me his latest explanation about how my son is a terror to be feared.” Dorian scoffed. “Little Thundro? A terror? Hardly, unless perhaps we‟re discussing diapers.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

I'm a mother of three children, and we do make mistakes.

You think my kids just popped out of the ground?

I expect that [trying to do the best] of my players today and of my kids. My wife says I shouldn't expect that of my children, but I don't think that's asking too much.

I'll say - I have four kids! I married a woman when I was 24 years old. She was 13 years my senior. She had been married twice before. I adopted them. I was 24 and had a 17-year-old son instantly, an 11-year-old daughter, a 5-year-old, and a child on the way. So I had to learn how to become a parent very quickly.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

As a mom I know that raising children is the hardest job there is.

I would love to have kids one day. In fact, I'm pretty good with them. I grew up with five half-siblings, the youngest of whom is 11 years younger than me, so I think I learned some pretty cool parenting skills quite early on in life.

Well, you know, my wife and I have eight children. We have now 19 grandchildren.

I regret not having more children. I would have loved to have had a bigger family.

I grew up in a big family with a lot of kids around, and I definitely want to have children as well.

Raising children is an enormously important part of life. I think one of the most important, or the most important, period.

After I got married, the first child born to us was mentally handicapped.

I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love. I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great. All my friends have little brothers or sisters.

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.