Lewis Black Quotes

We all have those days when you feel like you're against the world, every little thing goes wrong and your blood pressure is up. And you feel like punching somebody!

I can barely turn on my computer!

I get annoyed with rushing. Then I get in a bad mood - I'm so cranky. I hate being late.

I get irritated, nervous, very tense or stressed, but never bored.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

We need to distinguish between stress and stimulation. Having deadlines, setting goals, and pushing yourself to perform at capacity are stimulating. Stress is when you're anxious, upset, or frustrated, which dramatically reduce your ability to perform.

Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision.

I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.

I can't play video games because I get too nervous. It just stresses me out.

Sometimes I get so wrought up being brushed, poked and pinned all day.

I'm my happiest when I'm really busy. I love feeling like I need one more hour of sleep, or when I'm running around frazzled!

I find traveling anywhere very stressful. If I ever have to go on tour, I tend to find it all a bit too stressful. I am too much of a control freak with traveling, and nothing is ever on time. The one thing I can't stand is being late.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

I get impatient with people working on a film that have their head in their hands like it's the most complicated thing in the world.

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.

My mind still runs too fast. If we get the wrong fabric or something is stitched the wrong way, I get so angry and so flummoxed that I start spelling my words, just to slow myself down.

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.

This is my Achilles heel. If some Internet technician is on the phone with me and he's being irrational and incompetent and stupid, I get really mad and I can sort of feel my blood pressure going up.

I don't focus well angry.

I love my wife and daughters, but there are times you want to put them in the bin.

Boys on set drives me a little bit loopy.

It stresses me out if I mess up.

Spotify stresses me the hell out.

I get a bit quick-tempered sometimes.

I just get annoyed at myself. A lot of swearing goes on generally when I am driving.