Computer Frustration Quotes

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...

I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

I spend almost as much time figuring out what's wrong with my computer as I do actually using it.

By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.

I hate the computer. I hate their spell-check. I won't ever do e-mail.

Computers can bully us. A slow and unreliable system will bring even the toughest soul to their knees as they find themselves completely defenseless against the erratic whims of their rogue machine.

I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll get stuck, so I go to the help section. And it just enrages me, because why even call it a help section at all? There's nothing in any way 'helpful' about it.

Not born to be rich, by 1981 I had nonetheless begun to use a PC that required for its operation the absorption of several hundred pages of protocols and the placement of very large floppy disks in the freezer to fix frequent crashes.

There's no other major item most of us own that is as confusing, unpredictable and unreliable as our personal computers.

I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little.

I can barely turn on my computer!