CRAIG REUCASSEL

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!