Ron White Quotes

I suffered, I really suffered, with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three, starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two.

I don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people aren't happy with.

I wanted my marriage to work, but it didn't.

Some struggling marriages can be salvaged with hard work and counseling; others should be dismantled and stripped for parts.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

When I got married in my twenties, I had a happy marriage and happy kids but at some point in time I let it go off the rails; I let it go off the rails.

It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.

My relationship with Dean was great, but ultimately it wasn't a fulfilling marriage for either of us.

I've had a very strange life. Whenever I've married, I've married for life. But things have gone desperately wrong.

I've been a serial husband, and I've done it badly every time.

I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe five's a charm?

A marriage can go wrong at any time.

My marriages have been one of the greatest voids in my life.

My own marriages have not been a great success. I've been divorced twice and when I first got divorced it hit my parents very hard.

I've two failed marriages in the past.

Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

If we did not look to marriage as the principal source of happiness, fewer marriages would end in tears.

I try not to dwell too much on a bad marriage.

It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both.

I love her too, but our neuroses just don't match.

My mother and father didn't love each other, so they were always fighting.

The truth is my love life has been a lot more turbulent than I have let on.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.