Bill Engvall Quotes

Anyone who is an enemy of mine, let him love women, but let he who is my friend rejoice in men.

English culture is basically homosexual in the sense that the men only really care about other men.

You don't have to be gay to be attracted to your friend.

Sex does not exist for me at all. I haven't had a boyfriend for a long time. There were only three or four in my life up until now anyway.

Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.

Straight men need to be emasculated.... Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.

People from pre-sexual revolution and even from the 60s and the birth of the gay movement still define gay as two men or two women having sex. Our generation defines it from a more emotional standpoint. To be gay means you are drawn to the same sex. But it's a part of who you are, an identity, not an act.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

If you're gay or lesbian, it's a biological error that inhibits you from relating normally to the opposite sex.

It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.

As I said in the Times and will say again here, I do, however, believe that most members of our community - as well as the majority of heterosexuals - cannot and do not choose the gender of the persons with whom they seek to have intimate relationships because, unlike me, they are only attracted to one sex.

Sex, sexual dynamics and how we define our sexuality, is one of the major deals in everyone's life.

Being gay myself, I'm naturally drawn to the interactions between men rather than men and women.

I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.

I don't think Ripley is gay. He appreciates good looks in other men, that's true. But he's married in later books. I'm not saying he's very strong in the sex department. But he makes it in bed with his wife.

We were discussing civilization and the fact that young men among the Greeks at that time were idiots and uneducated, so the men had emotional and friendly relationships with members of their own sex.

All men are homosexual, some turn straight. It must be very odd to be a straight man because your sexuality is hopelessly defensive. It's like an ideal of racial purity.

In Turkey, Egypt and the Maghreb, men who are ‘active’ in sexual relations with other men are not considered homosexual; the sexual domination of other men even confers a status of hyper-masculinity.

People think that because you might have a feeling toward another male that you don't enjoy women. I love women. I love being around them. But when we'd go out together, we'd kind of almost go out in disguise. Not in disguise, but in a baseball cap and sunglasses.

I think the word 'twink' is pejorative. There's something endemic about the gay community where we praise masculinity more than anything else.

Most gay men are as sexist in their thinking as are heterosexuals. Their patriarchal thinking leads them to construct paradigms of desirable sexual behaviour that is similar to that of patriarchal straight men.

I don't get straight people, but I understand what they look like.

Sexuality, and sexual orientation - regardless of orientation - is just natural. An act of sex is one of the most human things.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

You think homosexuality is disgusting? Then, it follows as the night the day, that you find sex disgusting, for there is nothing done between two men or two women that is, by any objective standard, different from that which is done between a man and a woman.