Jane Wagner Quotes

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married, I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in.

For a guy who spends endless hours on a golf course, it's best not to have a wife waiting for you at home.

We are finally driven to monogamy not by morality but by exhaustion.

Monogamy, monotony. There's only a couple of letters...

… the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistress…

Those who imagine polygamy to be handy cover for promiscuity are apparently off the mark. If polygamists share one quality, it is that, polygamy aside, they are extraordinarily strait-laced.

Being in love with a lot of people is incompatible with a stable family life.

People have all different kinds of marriages. Whatever works for you.

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

Now, I think perhaps I got it wrong over Prince Philip. I think he loves pretty women, and he likes flirting, but I'm not sure how important actual sex is to him, put it that way.

Although I wrote a book about infidelity around the world, I ended up concluding that fidelity is quite a good idea.

If you really want to stay married to the person you're currently married to, I would not suggest trying an open marriage.

No woman has ever come up to me and said that my husband was having an affair with her.

I considered Hef a one-woman man.

Yes, if I wasn't a happily married man with three children, Emma Bunton would definitely be my hot-tub fantasy date.

Chaste love happens all the time, far more frequently than adultery.

I've never met a girl who could stop me looking at all the others. If I did, I'd marry her.

Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.

As a monogamous creature, I feel sometimes that it fills up a function that affairs have in married people's life.

I've had only three wives and three guitars in my life, though I've flirted with others.

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!