Laurie David Quotes

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I was a firm believer that if you get married, then that should be it. But it's sadly not always the case; sometimes people can't remain together for whatever reason.

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

In married life three is company and two none.

There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married, I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in.

If you really want to stay married to the person you're currently married to, I would not suggest trying an open marriage.

I have spent more nights with Roberto Carlos than all of the women I have been married to put together.

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.

I would like to believe that most people don't get married anticipating divorce.

If people believe that they are marrying out of love and free choice rather than out of duty, they are more likely to decide, if love should die, that the free choice to join together is no more significant than the free choice to part, and to look for love elsewhere; those married out of duty expect less love to begin with, and what duty has brought together, duty may keep together.

It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

I see is that there are many people who destroy their marriages because of one-night stands with someone else. And as the French say, "C'est ne pas grave." It's not something easy to swallow, but at the same time, it does not justify you to end a long-lasting relationship because something happened.

If fighting ever got in the way of my marriage, you'd see me sacrifice my career.

Yes, if I wasn't a happily married man with three children, Emma Bunton would definitely be my hot-tub fantasy date.

When I was growing up and until I got married, I had some times when I felt a bit lonely and a little bit isolated - even after I got married.

Sometimes marriages break up, sometimes relationships don't work.

Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.

Wendy!” Finn shouted pulling me from my moment with Loki. “What are you doing? You’re married. And not to him.” “Nothing slips by you does it.” Loki asked.

A career is a wonderful thing, but you can't snuggle up to it at night.

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

Many a housewife staring at the back of her husband's newspaper, or listening to his breathing in bed is lonelier than any spinster in a rented room.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

Man and wife were supposed to stay together because they'd made their vows in front of God and family.

Elena?" "Yes, unless Nick found a woman in the forest, which I suppose wouldn't be too surprising.

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'