Golf Addiction Quotes

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.

I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.

I went to Moses Malone's golf tournament in Houston, and I've been hooked ever since.

I found golf late in life, in 1990. I took some lessons and struggled. Then one day, I hit a drive that was so crisp and clean, with no vibration. There's no feeling like it. I was hooked.

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.

I've taken up golf... or golf has taken me up.

I never thought I would get remarried, I love golf too much. I wanted the freedom to play whenever I'm not broadcasting. Then I met a woman I couldn't live without.

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

I couldn't tell you exactly what I like about golf. Just when you think you've got it mastered it lets you know you haven't. I'm just crazy enough to do it.

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

I played many sports, but when that golf bug hit me, it was permanent.

I played a lot of other sports at school and just one day the golf bug bit me and I started playing serious golf from when I was ten years old.

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago I picked up a golf club and I understood the physics of it. If anyone knows anything about golf, it's that once you hit a few shots, you'll become addicted.

I have musician friends who play too much golf, and they're not as good at music anymore.

I used to read every golf magazine front to back; I was addicted to Golf Channel, read Rotella, read every golf book.

I went to the driving range and hit a couple of good shots and I was hooked. Now I have six putters, including one engraved with my name.

If you ask my wife, she says I play too much golf. I usually play about four times a week.

For a guy who spends endless hours on a golf course, it's best not to have a wife waiting for you at home.

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.