Robbie Coltrane Quotes

How can a young man like to wear a beard?

I should never, ever try and grow a mustache again.

I love my beard.

I'm not a guy that shaves. I'm not a guy that styles my hair.

I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The primary purpose evolution-wise is to keep you warm, to grow hair on your face. You shave it off, and your face is freezing for a few days.

I don't like facial hair.

How can I shave in the midst of guerrilla warfare? On battlefields, we have no facilities for shaving, and that was why I first grew my beard.

A moustache is actually the one thing I really can grow. One of the bad parts about my facial hair situation is that I can't grow sideburns. I'm happy to still have my own hair on my head, but I can't grow any sideburns. If you ever see me with sideburns, they're not real.

When I was in my early twenties, I used to grow all sorts of very weird beards. All of them awful in retrospect. I had Civil War beards for a while, then Mennonite beards.

I tried on a moustache, and it was decided I would grow one. I've shaved it off for a couple of films, but otherwise, I've had it ever since.

A man should not get his eyebrows shaped, he should get them groomed.

It's strange that a little facial hair causes that much excitement.

Pretty much every other question I get from fans is about my hair and beard.

A mullet is something that takes time and effort.

The beard has gotta stay. That's my staple. I can't get rid of it.

Getting a grey beard's not cool.

If there's two things I will never do, it would be grow a beard and pick up the uke again.

I joke that the beard does 40 percent of the job.

I had a mustache for 10 years.

I always wanted facial hair as soon as I could get it.

If you have a beard, I would suggest putting glitter on it, because it will make you look fancy.

That's the fantastic thing about having a beard. You don't have to do anything about it. I have a special wax that I use to shape it sometimes.

Every few years, I change my look for the simple reason that I get bored. If you Google Image me, you will see so many different looks: long hair, short hair, clean shaven, beard, etc.

My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible.

I love the basic comedy of growing a moustache.