Stephen Colbert Quotes

It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.

I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.

It's very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life.

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

I just feel like you're being realistic if you can laugh at yourself.

Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.

I kinda don't do guilt. I gave it up for Lent years ago.

Modesty is not one of my virtues.

One thing that I am proud of: I am really capable of laughing at myself.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

A character, their ability or inability to laugh at themselves should always be a very, very conscious choice. It's a very big key to the nature of a human being.

No one is laughable who laughs at himself.

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing.

I can laugh at myself because I've had to. Everything would have been much worse if I'd been the singing son of Nat 'King' Cole.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I've always been able to laugh at myself.

I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine.

People laugh at me, and that's fine. I laugh at myself, too.

Why would you want a picture with a wee, chubby guy from Bathgate? I just don't understand my appeal.

I'm totally cool being self-deprecating.