Bill Hicks Quotes

I'm so down to earth, I'm bringing gravity back.

I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

I learned a lot about human nature. So much, in fact, that human nature will be my specialist subject on 'Mastermind'.

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect.

Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody or steal from anyone.

I enjoyed being in 'The Ten Commandments.' That was a great experience - to suddenly become one of those holy people. I was holier than thou.

The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.

Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself.

I do not look at myself every morning and think: 'Oh, my gosh, I am so perfect, so beautiful, so talented.' No, I like to make fun of myself.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

So many bad things happen in this world because people don't know how to express things.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

I think those that are holier-than-thou don't make jokes. They take themselves too seriously and Peeta doesn't take himself too seriously. This is what I believe in and I'm comfortable with that and I can make a joke here and there.

I don't believe you should make fun of anyone but yourself.

I feel coming on a strange disease - humility.

I think it has something to do with being British. We don't take ourselves as seriously as some other countries do. I think a lot of people take themselves far too seriously; I find that a very tedious attitude.

When my wife gets mad at me, I remind myself that she is much smarter than I am and so I probably deserve it, even if I don't really understand it!

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!