Garry Shandling Quotes

There is a fundamental difference between men and women - women need romance, men need intrigue.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Through all the relationship stuff I've gone through in the past few years, I know there are fundamental differences in how men and women view sex and how they view their futures.

Lots of women love to accuse men of being immature when the fellow in question displays a reluctance to 'commit.'

The antagonisms between men and women express themselves in the most delicate phase of their life together - in their sexual relationship.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Relationships between men and women have become much more complicated.

Until very recently men and women inhabited very separate spheres. There was always interconnection, passion, love. But men and women didn't hang out at the end of the day and chat about what their day was like at the office.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?

I think women should have insight as to how men think. Just like men should have insight into how women think.

It's something that I feel I know about, relationships between men and women. I like to write from the woman's point of view now and again, to get inside her head, to feel what she's feeling.

I would love to have seen a male-female relationship that had nothing to do with falling in love, I'd love to prove, even on TV - even if it's not true! - that men and women can be friends without any kind of involvement.

Men want to make women happy.

There are complications in relationships between men and women. There always will be.

To understand how any society functions you must understand the relationship between the men and the women.

It may be something to do with my having been to a girls' school, but I'm far more comfortable making male friendships than female ones. My friends tend to be men and their significant others.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Many men admire strong women, but they don't love them.

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

Directing is genderless. The only thing... I love men. I'm not being mean to them, but they can't hear you. I don't have a husband, and so I'm not really attuned to it, but I didn't know that they could not really hear you. Like, I'm talking, and they just walk away.

It's not a country of articulate people, sophisticated people. There's too little subtlety. Men and women don't enjoy each other very much in Australia. I don't find very many men sexy in Australia. Of course, I'm married and out of it, but still.

I think the things about being with someone and knowing someone so well is that the things you love about them, you always will. The things that drive you crazy will always drive you crazy about them.

I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain.