Joanne Harris Quotes

It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women.

Honestly, I usually have way more guy friends than girlfriends.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Nobody is surprised that women writers accurately represent male characters over and over again, no doubt because everybody knows that women understand men much better than vice-versa.

I think women should have insight as to how men think. Just like men should have insight into how women think.

There is a fundamental difference between men and women - women need romance, men need intrigue.

I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too.

All my best friends are women except for one or two. I feel women are superior to men, and I love having them around. All that female energy is good for me.

Guys are really easy to get along with. It's a lot better than being on the bus with eight girls. But the worst part is being the only girl, because there's some days where you just wanna watch a chick flick.

The difference between men and women seems to be this: I can argue with my promoter downstairs, accuse him of ripping me off, and 20 minutes later we'll be playing golf together. With a lady, the same argument can go on for, like, years.

To understand how any society functions you must understand the relationship between the men and the women.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

Something as beautiful and natural as male-female relationships have been perhaps inalterably politicized, and politicized from the standpoint that men are the predators and that men are brutes and that men are uncaring, what have you, all to get the female vote. And I just sense people are getting fed up with it entirely. They may not even know specifically why. But it's just one of the seeming gazillion things that just are not right in America and out of whack.

I just think that people are complicated, both men and women. It happens that I write more about women.

It's difficult for me to work with women, because I find that direct references are made back to me too fast. Working with men, it gives it a little distance.

Keeping a feminine approach is vital - men hate bossy females.

The differences between the sexes are the single most important fact of human society.

Directing is genderless. The only thing... I love men. I'm not being mean to them, but they can't hear you. I don't have a husband, and so I'm not really attuned to it, but I didn't know that they could not really hear you. Like, I'm talking, and they just walk away.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Until very recently men and women inhabited very separate spheres. There was always interconnection, passion, love. But men and women didn't hang out at the end of the day and chat about what their day was like at the office.

Most of my friends are male. Men are more fun.

Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention.

I've never had any close male friends. The most important relationships in my life have always been with women.

One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex.

I feel more comfortable doing films with groups of guys. It's a lot easier for me. There's a difference with women: you can't take them to dinner every night and go crazy.