Salvador Dali Quotes

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

My whole life, people have been like, 'I don't know if you're playing or serious.'

Perhaps I'm particularly serious, because I'm not unaware of the potential absurdity of what I'm doing.

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

The really authentic thing about humor is that anyone can pretend to be serious. Anyone who's ever had a job - in fact, we're pretending to be serious now, more or less.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

I know there is a moral to this story, but I don't know what it is.

I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know?

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something.

No one wants to be pretentious about what they do or take it seriously, because that is just weird.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

I don't just try to be funny.

I got sent some cheese once. I'm not sure if that was saying something about my act, or just because I like cheese.

Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

Funny is when you're serious.

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.

I've always had a sick sense of humor, and I've always wanted that to permeate the music because I don't take myself seriously. I take the music seriously, but I know I'm not God's gift to anyone except my mom.

The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.