Andy Roddick Quotes

Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it.

Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you.

I couldn't be in a relationship and behave like somebody else or pretend I felt something I didn't feel. And that includes saying things I thought might jeopardize the relationship.

You can film me 24 hours a day and you'll get a very accurate picture of who I am. You see the funny side, I work hard, and I try to be honest and just call it how it is.

I think comedy stems from being honest, often painfully so. I hope I can achieve that perspective in my own life and also have fun.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

You can tell when someone is putting on a role. If someone really believes in what they're saying, it's quite hard to find cracks.

I think I've learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart - and I think a healthy sense of humor doesn't hurt either.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere.

Oh, I can spot a phoney a mile away.

The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.

The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.

If the writing is good, then the writing is already funny. All you have to do is make this funny writing true to the very deepest of your heart, and the fact that you are capable of making this true will be hysterical.

I don't do much lying in real life because I don't get away with it.

If I had two faces, do you think I would be wearing this one.

If you're faking it, people will know, and it's going to turn a lot of people off.

I'm not good at fake.

People can smell a fake.

If you're a humble person, and you walk in, and you start talking, people are going to be able to tell. You can't fake it.

I am not someone who can be fooled by praise at all. In fact, I quickly sniff out people who are being fake with me. It doesn't go unnoticed with me.

I don't like false modesty.

If I pretended to be confident all the time, that would just be a lie.

I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty.

I never lie for the sake of kindness,” he murmured, smiling. “One of my many flaws.