Ally Carter Quotes

Sometimes bad luck hits you like in an ancient Greek tragedy, and it's not your own making. When you have a plane crash, it's not your fault.

I've had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats.

People make mistakes, and bad things happen.

I had an accident." "That seemes to happen a lot." "It wasn't my fault." "It never is." "I just have bad luck." "Or you're just trouble." "You got a problem with that?" "No problem at all." "Oh my God! Are you going to help or not?

A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."

Poor Grendel's had an accident. So may you all.

After the dress rehearsal that afternoon, someone had misplaced the vial of poison, and for lack of better, Romeo would have to commit suicide by eating Tic Tacs.

I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.

Maybe" she said. "I just wish we'd have a little mishap.It would be reassuring

Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometimes.” “Oops,” Leo said, in his best Frank Zhang voice. “Dropped Leo into a squad of enemy soldiers. Dang it!

Man started out on the wrong foot. The misadventure in paradise was the first consequence. The rest had to follow.

Sure, I rose the wrong way today, I have had such damn'd ill luck every way.

The bowl landed, in glorious perfection, atop the head of Mrs Barnaclegoose, who was not the kind of woman to appreciate the finer points of being crowned by trifle.

As ill-luck would have it.

Fortune's unjust; she ruins oft the brave, and him who should be victor, makes the slave.

Fate weaves the darkness, which is perhaps why she weaves so badly.

The Devil craps on the big pile

Maybe you'll get lucky." I said bleakly, lurching on my feet. "Maybe I'll get hit by a truck on my way back.

Diana used to tell me she had a travel jinx, something I only really started to believe when the plane door fell off.

Bears," I muttered, adding a new fear to the pile. "That would be just her luck, wouldn't it? Stray bear in town. OF course it would head straight for Bella.

I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher

I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.

Sometimes really, really bad things happen to people, and there is no explanation and no reason whatsoever.

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.