David Dobkin Quotes

I never thought I was funny.

I seem to get into situations that make people laugh, but I don't consider myself that funny of a person. I'm not witty. I'm kind of slow in conversations. I'm not that articulate with jokes. The first time I made stuff and screened it for an audience, I was surprised what people were laughing at.

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

I'm just not very funny.

I don't think I'm funny.

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.

I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me.

I'm not a good joke teller.

I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do.

I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I always think, when I read about people being class clowns, I imagine them being actually very funny, and I don't know that I was. But I tried to be, I think.

I'm not much of a joke writer.

I'm not witty.

I never told a joke in my life.

I told jokes badly.

I was born to be funny.

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Personally - and I don't mean to brag - my jokes have been falling flat for most of my life.

I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.

How long does it take to make 'They Think It's All Over?' It's just laughing at each other and thinking, 'Aren't we clever?'

The only thing I know how to do is be funny - that's it.

I'm not a funny person.

Rob and I both have this strange sense of comedy which always involves us being the butt of our own jokes.